How do waste 7 bucks in a second?
If you think it is crazy to waste it in a second, think again..
You will feel sad or even angry to waste it with you priceless time...
To have a 6.95 lunch in fast food that take you 45min to queue and just 3 min to finish,
or just go to cinema to have a sit with the movie DB evolution...
When i love dragon ball since i was a child, when i know they are going to have it on movie with real people, i was so happy, but i was wrong...
I think i first know it is going to have this movie is about five years ago, so that mean i have wait for five years but it spoil my dream...
If i don't know what i am watching, i will probably thought it was a mask rider or power ranger movie. A young guy and a bad guy that always come with a hot girl. But i am sorry to say the girl is not hot and it is dragonball...
First, the story line...
Is about a 18 years old guy call goku that have a grandpa that know kungfu.
He meet a girl call chi chi in high school and he was invited to her b'day party.
And that day is also goku b'day and the scary thing is, that night is full moon...
So goku become the beast(because of the full moon) and kill chi chi, the world being destroy and movie end.
But it didn't happen, goku told chi chi is his b'day and the camera even forces on the full moon. Aizzz...
Then Piccolo kill Grandpa Gohan and goku feel that, he go home and grandpa died...
So he go in the house that have been destroy and he just so open a box and find the orange suit(goku suit in comic). Lucky he didn't wear it. But then Bulma and she got the dragonball searching thing. but she don't know there are more dragonball and goku told her.(In comic, goku don't know there are 7 db and he know by Bulma)
So they go to Master Roshi that grandpa told him to do so...
Then the come to Master Roshi house that located in the middle of a little lake that located in the big city. Is really a small lake and it look like ruin lake(废弃了的湖). (Is on the big big ocean in the comic...)
So bla bla bla...
they fight, goku lost... and Master Roshi teach him kung fu...
and go forgot what name shan. and he meet chi chi. she is a kung fu fighter also.
then they go to find a dragonball and drop into a big hole and a guy come out to want money from them. I really don't know who he is until i come home and go online and my friend told me. He is 狼牙 yam cha... A Korean guy that speak weird English.
They dig and go to a volcano(underground?)(like the lord of the ring colcano but worse...).
They fight with bad guy and goku get the dragonball and like the ball in the lord of the ring. Flodo see something... Sorry is Goku. He see the future that is no show in the comic.Dragonball wont so the future... It wont...
Bla bla bla...
he learn the kame-hame-ha 龟派气功.
And Piccolo get all the dragonball but good guy come, the summon didn't succeed. Dragon didn't come. They fight. Before they fight Goku wear shoes and gloves and the orange suit in the car. Then the eclipse come. The sun gone, then goku become beast and it really ugly... It look like werewolf but also like king kong... Very tiny not like the comic... But you really hardly see the beast because they didn't shoot a lot. Just flashing from here to there then shoot the hand then the foot then one second of face then no more.
Then goku come bak then kame-hame-ha Piccolo died.
Ya and i forgot to said Master Roshi died before Piccolo died.
So they put the dragonball together and a gold dragon come out. They make a wish then Master Roshi wake up. Then happy ending...
Then talk about effect...
Bad!!! The fighting is like Matrix but no that nice...
The colour combination is bad also.
And really, bad...
The character is crazy...
Chi Chi just show her breast...
V shape cloth all the time...
Yamcha look like gangster.
And i really don't know he is Yamcha... Weird English also.
Piccolo look like Mars alien...
But with bat man suit. Without the mask...
Master Mutaito is a black guy...
And ya just weird...
So I really waste 7 bucks and 90 minutes...
If you think you got money but don't know where to spend, just go for this movie...
And you will be missing your 7 bucks...
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